yourweeaboobs: do u freeze ur bread yes or no 

yourweeaboobs:

levis-dildo:

yourweeaboobs:

levis-dildo:

yourweeaboobs:

levis-dildo:

yourweeaboobs:

levis-dildo:

yourweeaboobs:

levis-dildo:

trappedinthespoopy:

yourweeaboobs:

levis-dildo:

yourweeaboobs:

levis-dildo:

No, I didn’t realise freezing bread was a thing, it’s literally just raw or toast that motherfucker in my house 

one day god will punish u

One day he will. But today is not that day. 

he’s shaking his head tho u made god shake his head bc u don’t freeze ur bread u have doomed us all

I freeze my bread

Repent from your wicked ways 

do not give in comrade

I will have none of this misguided recruitment propaganda on my blog, thank you very much.

Brethren, do not give. Be strong like winter. Do not freeze the bread. 

PROTECT THE BREAD. FREEZE THE BREAD. DESTROY THE SYSTEM

DO NOT COMMIT SUCH HEINOUS CRIMES, DO NOT BLASPHEME. DO NOT FREEZE THE BREAD. 

I WILL FIND YOUR BREAD AND FREEZE IT TOO DON’T FUCK WITH ME BREAD KILLER

COME AT ME BRO, I WILL DESTROY YOUR COLD, MURDEROUS ASS WITH MY TOASTERS AND SENSE OF SELF RESPECT 

I’M SORRY I DIDN’T HEAR U OVER THE SOUND OF ME OPENEING MY FREEZER TO GET MY FUCKING BREAD OUT MMMMMM DELICIOUS EVEN MORE CRUNCHY THAN TOASTED BREAD

BUT IT WOULD BE COLD. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO BREAD. HAVEN’T YOU DONE ENOUGH? 

MMMMMMM I GET TO EAT BREAD AND HYDRATE AT THE SAME TIME MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER MY CHILDREN WILL GROW UP EATING NOTHING BUT FROZEN BREAD 

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This is the rape joke:
My best friend was four years old the first time his father came into his room at midnight and tore out his throat. He still has days when I cannot hold him because the memory of a bleeding trachea haunts his doorway. He has not been home for the holidays in many years, but – even now – hands are seen as weapons.

This is the rape joke:
I have been told by more than twenty people that they have been raped. To all of them, I asked where the rapist was. From none of them, I heard ‘jail.’

This is the rape joke:
Once my brother told me that I was so ugly, I would be a virgin forever. Unless someone raped me. But even they wouldn’t come back for seconds.

This is the rape joke:
I believed him.

This is the rape joke:
I now look at every woman on the street and wonder if the space between her legs is a crime scene, surrounded by ripped caution tape. The statistics tell me that this is so common that I will never be in a room that does not contain a survivor. Not even if I am in that room alone.

This is the rape joke:
I was thirteen years old, and he was supposed to be just a friend.

This is the rape joke:
When his older brother came home, the boy pulled away. He wiped the tears from my face and said ‘we should do this again some time.’

This is the rape joke:
When I finally told my parents, they asked what I had been wearing.

This is the rape joke:
I had been wearing my innocence. My trust. I had worn the love I held for humanity and expected to be treated well. I had never been taught that I would be that girl, the one who keeps a mine of secrets between her legs – that girl was the slut. I wasn’t supposed to be breakable.
What had I been wearing? I wore the rape joke, then I became it.

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This is the Rape Joke | d.a.s

After Lora Mathis’s poem “the Rape Joke

(via ragyo)

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: 5-seconds-of-sodomy, via iknowyouallhaveguns)

damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

(via iknowyouallhaveguns)

subducting:

slenderlock:

"its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses" stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them.congratulations you are wearing a dress

the best part is that this argument is used by guys to try and prevent girls wearing trousers, but who is preventing men from wearing dresses? is it women? oh wait no it’s men and the patriarchy, fucking again.

(via iknowyouallhaveguns)

n0w-im-a-warri0r:

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

This broke my heart

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